Corny & Funny Christian Pick-up Lines to Delight Your Soul

Break the ice with your Christian crush with these cheesy one-liners

Whether you want to make a friend laugh or your goal is to pick up a cutie at your next Bible study, there are a heavenly host of clever and cheesy Bible-related one-liners you can choose from—and we’ve got them all below. Tickle someone’s God-given funny bone with these hysterical religious pick-up lines!

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Christian Pick-Up Lines

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“You put the ‘stud’ in Bible study.”^{[1]XResearch source}
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“You float my ark.”
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“Is this seat saved? Because I am.”^{[2]XResearch source}
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“I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
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“For you I would slay two Goliaths.”
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“If we were around with Noah, then we would be a pair!”
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“Baby, you’re just like water…except Jesus turned you into fine.”^{[3]XResearch source}
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“You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.”
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“I’m no Joseph—perhaps you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you?”
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“Are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a Lot.”^{[4]XResearch source}
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“You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak at the knees.”^{[5]XResearch source}
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“Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
“I just want you to know, I’m praying for you…. No, I’m praying for you.”^{[6]XResearch source}
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“Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
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“Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.”
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“The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.”
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“You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.”
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“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
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“Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers.”
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“Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
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“We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.”
“I didn’t know angels flew this low.”^{[7]XResearch source}
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“Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.”
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“So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!”^{[8]XResearch source}
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“The Word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… so how about dinner?”
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“Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing!”
“I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by 'greet one another with a holy kiss?'”
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"It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil."^{[9]XResearch source}
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“Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely…so I have been thinking about you all day.”
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“I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.”
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“Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.”
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“God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?"
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“Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.”
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“Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.”^{[10]XResearch source}
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“Is your daddy a Pastor? ‘Cause that body is preaching to the choir.”
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“I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you gonna ask me to church?”
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“I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
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“Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
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"Can we change the spelling of 'courtship' to put 'U' and 'I' together?"