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Have you always loved vampires that are cool and daring, yet you've always been a bit timid yourself? Have you ever wanted to act and sort of resemble a vampire? Did you ever try to look like a vampire and failed? Look no further because this article will teach you how with slow and accurate steps!
Steps
Have a good education and read a lot. Since you're trying to be a teenage vampire, you'll have to start paying attention to your schoolwork. Vampires are almost always smart and intellectual, so read up on books that you'll enjoy and learn from! Start with simple books, or maybe How To books on extraordinary topics. Then try to get deeper by reading poetry, vampire novels, mysteries, and maybe even subscribe to a magazine! Just as long as you expand your intellectual side and learn new things, anything is possible!
Start taking care of your teeth. If your teeth are a mess or are yellow, try getting braces or seeing a dentist for more on target details! Vampires have great teeth, so follow the dentist's instructions for a healthy smile! If you feel brave enough to wear these in school, go out and buy clip on fangs that aren't tacky or glow in the dark. Yet, if you're going to do this, only do this if your teeth are white and straight! Otherwise, it might look a bit silly!Advertisement
Go shopping at stores that sell antique clothes and jewelry. You have to look the part! Yet in this day and age, you might feel silly wearing long black coats, dresses, or gloves to school. Instead, find some nice dark clothing (black, dark blue, deep red, deep green, dark purple, etc..) made of lace, satin, silk, or anything that looks like it has a Victorian touch to it.- Once you've got a nice sultry piece of clothing, add something with a splash of color to it, like a bright necklace, rings, earrings, or even a belt. Yet don't go overboard, and remember to buy skirts as well as jeans if you're a girl. It's great to buy dresses for the spring and summer as well, and they don't have to be in dark colors, but any colors you choose!
- Keep it flowery, beautiful, and elegant looking, maybe adding sandals, gloves, or a sunhat to it as well! Remember one thing as well, you want to look sweet, dark, vampire-like, and classy! Don't go too light, and don't go too dark! Some great colors to use:
- Black
- Dark purple
- Dark blue
- Off-white
- Tan/brown
- Deep red
- Gray
- Gold/silver
- Maybe even pink!
Develop the attitude. Since teenagers have trouble with understanding some aspects of life, it's best if you start this step out slowly. Make sure you keep your eyes open and observe everything.- To really play up the part, stare at someone for a really long time until they look at you, then just smirk sweetly and mysteriously, making sure to look away. When you come into school, always make eye contact with friends, teachers, and even enemies.
- You want to look intellectual, but remember to keep the gaze amused, not too creepy, and not too rude. Whenever you talk to someone, always think before you speak. Really listen to what someone is asking or telling you before responding. Add in a special touch of drama by saying nothing for a second or two, then answer them with a smooth voice.
- Try not to overreact to anything as well, per se you see a spider. If spiders and bugs in general freak you out, try to ignore the spider and deal with it instead of screaming loudly “OMG! SPIDER! AH!" This is not vampire material.
Befriend civilized or unique people. While you're putting on a façade of being a sweet vampire, it's still nice to have some friends!- Do extraordinary things with them on time off, like taking a walk in the park, or going out for lunch. Maybe just inviting them over for a cup of tea and a movie. It's your call, just remember to smile mysteriously and make eye contact a lot, along with keeping them guessing about what you're thinking as well! You'll have them wondering who you truly are all right!
Wear as little makeup as possible, and always keep your face clean. Vampires don't have pimples or flaws, but being teenagers, we do! So try getting a facial wash and some good acne products while eating plenty of fruit and veggies! This'll support a healthy immune system and healthy skin, don't forget your vitamins!
Exercise whenever you can! Playing a sport and joining a team are easy for teens at school. Vampires aren't usually big and bulky, but even if you are, stay in character, stay healthy, and you'll be fine!
Mix and match your room up. Some things can be goth, while other things girly, you are a sweet vampire, after all.
Subtly show your crush that you're into them, if you have one. Whisper in their ear in a crowded room, smirk, and smile pleasantly at them. Hug them whenever the moment's right and always act like something smells good when you're around them. (which is like their blood!) Remember to not overreact around them, and always stay pleasant and well mannered, they will be hooked!
Take interest in sophisticated hobbies. This includes writing, reading, drawing, painting, poetry, and listening to classical music. If your school ever hosts operas or plays, go to them and observe everything while boosting your culture as well! People, especially adults, will notice how amazingly different you are from everyone else!Advertisement
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- QuestionDo vampires speak loudly or quietly?
Community AnswerVampires are more of the quiet types, which is why you have to act a dark and mysterious. If you are a loud person, try to speak and look more calm. To look calm, you have to be calm. To be calm, listen to classical music, try yoga or ballet, or even try learning an instrument. - QuestionWhat if someone accuses me of being a vampire? Should I act angry?
Community AnswerNo. Be calm. Tell them that it's impossible for you to be one. Or, you could just laugh and walk away - QuestionWhat about sunlight? Twilight vampires shine in the sun, others turn to dust. So what should I do?
Community AnswerI think that you should be cautious of the sun, and if you happen to be standing in the sun, act nervous and agitated. If there is a shady spot nearby, move into it quickly.
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Tips
- Try sitting very still while sitting in class, in the cafe, or on a bench, and look straight ahead, as if in deep thought. This will make you seem mysterious!Thanks
- Always ignore insults and just smile at mean people as if you know what they're really all about.Thanks
- For the first two weeks of pretending to be a vampire, make a fake cut on your neck to make it look like you've been bitten. If somebody asks about it, say "Oh, it's nothing. Just a cut...".Thanks
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Warnings
- People may make fun of your classy style of dressing, so be prepared.Thanks
- Above all, remember that you are not a vampire. You're a normal, everyday teenager who has chosen to imitate a certain style. Take the good advice in this article for what it is and try not to have unrealistic expectations.Thanks
- Don't be rude to people unless you feel you have no other choice. You want to make friends (not too many), and not enemies.Thanks
- Don't try to kill someone or hurt someone. You're not really a vampire, you're only acting like one.Thanks
- Don't be afraid to let people judge you. You are who you are! Embrace it.Thanks
- Remember that you cannot drink anyone's blood.Thanks
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