How to Fool Your Friends with a Diary About Coming from a Different Planet

Want to write a diary to fool your friends into thinking you're from a different planet? Get started and fool away!

Method 1

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Writing the Diary

This also works with a regular notebook, too. This way, you can write all you need to fool your friends.
Also, state where you were born on it, such as write, "I was born on the planet Conhora and I was born in a tiny area of water called Conhorasea". Make your planet unique to you.
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This helps anyone reading your diary understand your facts better. You can write something like, "I was born on the planet Conhora. I was born at 2:30 AM as a beautiful fairy. My mom said I was a bundle of joy."
State your real name (because your earth name is an undercover name), age, a little about your friends, and anything you want to! Write something like, "My name is Oceania. My specific type of fairy is water. I spent all my time next to rivers, streams, and beautiful lakes. I loved to write in my diary, but I left it there. So, now, I have a new diary to write in by the river. I am 113, just becoming a teenager, and my best friends are a fire fairy and a night fairy. Their names are Flame and Luna."
For example, don't write, "We had the Civil war three and my parents abused me." Some people on Earth will think that's nothing compared to them. Write something more like, "We faced our enemies, the Magnolians, every day in a war for almost 100 years. They were very scary. They were half human and half spider. They tangled us up in webs."
Your talents will be nothing compared to Earth. So make something up and be creative! Write something like, "I was very good at sword fighting, but also archery and something called swittle sewing. We sewed with a pine cone to make swittles, which were jumpsuits we loved to wear. My mom even told people about my swittle sewing skills."
Write something like, "I was a bit of a rebel and broke some rules to do what I loved. Archery was against the rules, even though my talent was archery. I was caught a couple of times. I liked dark clothes with skulls and controlled the water. I was very bubbly sometimes, but mainly, I was a kind of fairy who liked to be serious and practice my fighting. Being rebel is just part of being me."
"I hope the Magnolians won't come to Earth anytime soon. Last time I visited Magnolia, they were plotting to come to Earth and destroy it! This is top secret, so reading this is something I do not wish you'd do. Plus, this news is serious and scary. Signed, (the name you had on your planet)."
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Method 2

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Being Secretive

School, your friends house, the movies, etc. Your friends will wonder why you take it to so much places.
Leave the key there if it has to be unlocked. They may read it.
Such as, "I hope you don't find out about the plans," or, "Yes, Flame? I mean, (your friend's name)?" If they press at it, ask them if they read the diary and to please tell the truth. If they said yes, sigh and say, "Thank you for telling me the truth." and hold your diary with you. If they say no, say, "Oh thank goodness!"
Keep trying for at least 2-3 months. If they don't, say, "It may be time for you to know." Hand them the diary and let them read it. If they laugh at you, take your diary and leave. No need to say goodbye. They'll know they hurt your feelings, if you leave. If they act serious about it, start talking about your planet. If it goes way too far though, or if your friend is scared and crying about the Magnolians, tell them it was a harmless trick and no one is coming to Earth.
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My friends insisted it was fake and not real. What should I do?
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Let them believe what they want to believe. It's not as if you are actually from a different planet.
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Be creative with your name! If you are a water fairy, don't name yourself Ashfire.
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Make sure your name matches your creature. Don't name an air elemental "Ground".
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Ask your friends if they want to join you and make a diary under the pen name of one of your friends on your planet. More proof can get more friends to believe you.
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Warnings

If your friend starts to make fun of you for this, ignore them, avoid a little bit, and make new friends to start tricking, too! If you do it on 3-4 friends and they all react the same way, make new friends and shut the diary trick down.
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