How to Act Like an Anti Twilighter

Hate Twilight? Can't stand the idea of it? But you really want a good way, or reason to go against it? Read the article below to find out more information!

Steps

  1. How.com.vn English: Step 1 Make a sign...
    Make a sign that has something that proves Twilight sucks. It can be a protest sign, or something that says how much Twilight sucks. (e.g. vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight, they die.). This is the most popular protest they have about Meyer's books. But, go with your own, or write fanfictions about how much it sucks.
  2. How.com.vn English: Step 2 Complain about how the shape-shifters (werewolves) are in the books.
    Like, how they 'imprint' on Bella's baby in Breaking Dawn. And complain about how werewolves turn into wolves when there is a full moon, not when they become angry.
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  3. How.com.vn English: Step 3 Realize what a terrible character Bella is.
    Also, complain about how dull and boring Bella is. She is a one-faced character, and her life is boring. Also, confront the book by also complaining about how much of a whiny, bratty, picky, clingy, brat she is.
    • She mocks her own friends.
    • When she first meets Jacob, she uses his crush on her to coldly manipulate him for information.
    • Why does every boy like her on the first day of school?
  4. How.com.vn English: Step 4 Admit that Edward is a controlling, arrogant brat.
    He forced Bella into having them get married, emotionally abuses her and makes her feel bad.
    • He breaks the car down so she can't see Jacob, or won't let her be around her friends.
    • Bella does not get a say in most decisions. She is nearly an adult, yet he and his family consult her no more often than one would consult a toddler.
    • When Edward leaves Bella, she is devastated for months. Why does nobody take her to a doctor for depression treatment, or question the health of the relationship?
    • If Edward fears he cannot control himself around Bella, why does he keep toying with her? How much did he really value her life?
    • This is the most dangerous aspect of the Twilight series: it tells women and girls that abusive relationships are acceptable and desirable.
  5. How.com.vn English: Step 5 Discuss overuse of dictionaries.
    Meyer's books always have big words in a sentence, but the outcome never makes sense at all.
  6. How.com.vn English: Step 6 Terrible character development.
    Meyer's books always somewhat have terrible character development. Was she rushing to get the books done? Who knows. These books' characters never have great behavior.
  7. How.com.vn English: Step 7 Plot holes.
    This book(s) are filled with plot holes. They never seem to make sense. This is yet another one of the biggest complaints about these books.
  8. How.com.vn English: Step 8 Also, note that all the women in these books depend on their boyfriends, or husbands, for everything.
    Meyer makes all the women in her books weak. Even Leah.
    • Is it really okay for her husband to hurt her so badly it leaves a scar?
    • If it's true love, why didn't he control his temper more carefully?
  9. How.com.vn English: Step 9 Meyer's descriptive appearance matches Bella's perfectly.
  10. How.com.vn English: Step 10 The werewolves are pedophiles.
    Imprinting on a 3 year old, or even a newborn baby?
  11. How.com.vn English: Step 11 Bella is unnaturally obsessed with Edward.
    It isn't true love; they love each other for their looks; or smell.
  12. How.com.vn English: Step 12 J.K Rowling's books, theme is saving the world.
    Stephenie Meyer teaches how important having a boyfriend is.
  13. How.com.vn English: Step 13 Also note, that the books, 1.
    drugs, 2. rape, 3. dropping out of high school, to name a few things.
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      Tips

      • Robert Pattinson said that Twilight, as a whole is stupid.
      • Mary-Sue is a person who is perfect, for no reason, and is annoying, and bratty. Bella, hate to break it to you, but, life isn't always fair.
      • Stephenie Meyer took all her anger out on all her fans. Someone leaked Midnight Moon, another Twilight book she had been writing. A REAL writer would have built a new bridge and start all over. Instead, she gave up and stopped writing her "entertaining" book.
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      Warnings

      • There have been numerous Twilight attacks, around the country. One story, about a college student, didn't like Twilight, but a female student in the class heard about such negativity, threw acid, at the other students face, an stabbed him 9 times with compass, in their classroom. The poor student remained fine, but the other, well, got arrested, but later had a smug look on her face when she got in the police car. This is basically becoming a cult.
      • Don't bully anyone because they like Twilight. It's mean.
      • Remember not to insult Twilight fans by using slurs related to gay or disabled people. Gay and disabled people don't deserve that.
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